Spy's Kid Movie Exclusive News

Spy's Kid Movie Exclusive News: First, I must admit that I have not seen the previous films Spy's Kids, but my understanding is that the first one was fantastic and offered subsequent diminishing returns. If this is true, then Spy's Kids 4 converts the downward trend of the franchise. I really do not see what can be one of the previously worst of this pile of pieces maddeningly incomprehensible scatological humor tacky and lame.

Yes, it can be a little "hard to kick the crap out of children's film, but the children in the film should not be bad. If you are desperate for the movie young'uns these are school holidays, it does not - The Lion King shows now take place.

The Lion King is a film for children. The story is strong, it's fun no matter how old you are, which gives young people see each other (like all good films should, in particular children) film, not the public or a group of monkeys with a mental handicap, he is impressive, and its themes and life lessons are important. It also has a wart pig to sing.

Spy's Kids 4 none of these things, especially the singing warthog. Instead, we have a talking dog, Voice Gervais, which occurs at the climax of the film. In fact, Gervais is one of the positive aspects of this film. The other, drowned in the ongoing dialogue and groan worthy puns with respect to time, the theme is subordinate appreciate the time we spend with our loved ones.

But that's all it has to offer. Alba, that is not the way could act out of a paper bag and be one of the worst actresses kicking around the A-list Hollywood is actually one of their best performances in Sin City ... and she's still waste. Jeremy Piven, Entourage so, struggling to maintain its credibility in multiple roles.

The story, for lack of a better word, called a villain timekeeper, which is full of other villain called Tick Tock at the end of the world, was the time speeding. Except you do not really see the most convincing evidence for the effect it has. I know right. Or why they do it. And the last justification Timekeeeper actually make less sense than anything I had imagined for his explanation.

Of course it is the new generation of Spy's Kids (Blanchard and Cook, which is good) with his stepmother (Alba), who secretly a spy, Spy's Kids and previous films (now adults) to save the day. The dialogue is as bad as ever. It is likely to have a drinking game where you drink every time a character says the bleeding obvious, or tell you what to do at the same time. Or doing something stupid pun with respect to time.

Another shortcoming is that Spy's Kids 4 is in "4D", which means to have a scratch and sniff cards to zero at the right time. Paper and every moment of your crabs, smell all that chewing gum or smell markers synthetic fruit flavors. And if you adjust the right number, in the dark and through their 3D glasses, have currently passed. I think one of them would smell bacon. I do not feel like bacon. Another was considered possible that smells like shit baby in his diaper. Thank God, all you could smell was chewing gum and markers.

Finally, it seemed a waste of film, the type of special effects during the pair you would expect from a TV movie. Let your child does not see this. I never thought I'd say this, but take them to see the Smurfs in place. And "much better than this load Smurf Smurf. Or better yet, take them to see the Lion King and show them a family movie classics.